Rockets-Jazz Oral History Through Comments: Part 2

I love the smell of Jazz fans' disappointment in the morning. - Russ Isabella-USA TODAY Sports

AK concludes his oral comments history of the Rockets-Jazz game from Monday night.

Since the first half was so popular, here is the second half. Once again, this is NSFW as the F bomb was dropped multiple times, especially as the game wore on. This half was much more fun since the score was settling in.

Halftime

Halftime brought on a ton of subjects, including (false) hope for the Jazz and (of course) Jeremy Lin's perfect shooting night.

SLC Dunk:

I'm still calling this a win

Corbin saw that Lin was slacking off our PG’s because they can’t shoot and made an actual in-game adjustment putting Burks in. Sure it only took him an entire half and will probably take him most the next half but it’s still progress.

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:04 PM CST reply actions

i hope Corbin is having a shitstorm in the locker room right now

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:06 PM CST reply actions

This game sucks a big one!

by dianaallen on Jan 28, 2013 9:07 PM CST reply actions

Everyone on the Rocket is having a + game

Everyone on the Jazz is having a – game

as far +/- efficiency is concerned

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:08 PM CST reply actions

show some heart Utah

a little fight. something

by rbmw263 on Jan 28, 2013 9:16 PM CST reply actions

TDS was a little more relaxed.

Guys don't look now...

But Lin hasn’t missed a shot yet.

by pkattk on Jan 28, 2013 9:02 PM CST reply actions

Nearly perfect first half

You know the Jazz will probably make a run at some point though so the Rockets can’t lose focus

by MrSabotage on Jan 28, 2013 9:04 PM CST reply actions

20 fast break points...32 points in the paint

just in the first half. Holy moly

by twinkilling0303 on Jan 28, 2013 9:06 PM CST reply actions

Only 5 free throws. 4-14 from 3s.

And we’re killing.

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:06 PM CST reply actions

They’re really hurting a lot without Hayward. The Rocket defense is hell bent on stopping Millsap and Jefferson which they’re doing with Asik and double teams. The Jazz wings just aren’t good enough to compensate for that.

by Barragan on Jan 28, 2013 9:10 PM CST reply actions


The Third Quarter

We'll start in SLC, where it suddenly became incredibly fun to read.

show some heart Utah

a little fight. something

by rbmw263 on Jan 28, 2013 9:16 PM CST reply actions

I really am cheering for a blowout loss at this point.

F it.

by hamfist on Jan 28, 2013 9:17 PM CST reply actions

I could care less if they make the playoffs.

All it will be is like watching 4 games like this as the Jazz get swept.

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:19 PM CST up reply actions

this is one of the, if not the, saddest Utah game I've seen all season.

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:22 PM CST reply actions

Utah has only score 4 points almost 5 minutes into the second half

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:24 PM CST reply actions

that was thoughtful of Houston to take a timeout for us

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:25 PM CST reply actions

this is just ridiculous

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 9:27 PM CST reply actions

5:30 a.m. Practice...sleep in your cars

by JazzMT on Jan 28, 2013 9:28 PM CST reply actions

Wow.

Just wow. This is fucking terrible.

I can’t remember the last time I heard the team get booed this much.

by Jordan Cummings on Jan 28, 2013 9:30 PM CST reply actions

As you would expect, The Dream Shake was enjoying themselves. Also, they were dropping Celtics references and breaking down the Rockets defense.

Lin's doubling and helping on every Jazz iso

Is completely changing the game. Fantastic coaching.

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:19 PM CST reply actions

I'm gonna commit a sin here...

The Rockets are beating Jazz ass so soundly I’m actually bored.

Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad.
I trust BD to fight my fights, since reading BD’s responses, they’re generally my responses.
Plus or minus some crotch and lack of ability to Lin.
-just a word

by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:20 PM CST reply actions

Maybe one day the Rockets can be like the mid 80s Celtics.

Everyone will shoot left handed for a whole game, and win anyway. Or something.

And no beatdown of Utah can ever truly be boring.

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by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:22 PM CST up reply actions

Wow, this is pretty damn fun.

by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:21 PM CST reply actions

Damn look at all the empty seats! Haha

by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:21 PM CST reply actions

"You have to be surprised the Jazz aren't DOMINATING on their home court." - Jazz Announcer

The Jazz are losing by 22. You’re a little far from dominating.

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:23 PM CST reply actions

wow! loose balls going our way too!!!!!!!!!! what a night!

by inquisitiveman on Jan 28, 2013 9:26 PM CST reply actions

Lin still perfect!

by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:26 PM CST reply actions

Jazz Look Like They Quit.......

by tkrieger on Jan 28, 2013 9:31 PM CST reply actions

The Fourth

Come on you Rockets! FINISH THEM!

SLC Dunk is going through all the stages of grief and the "worst home loss ever" possibility is on the table:

this might be the saddest game thread ever

by gubihero on Jan 28, 2013 9:41 PM CST reply actions

It must be fun to be a Rockets fan right about now

A Jazz fan? Not so much…

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:42 PM CST reply actions

8th seed is looking good right now

by KaBar6 on Jan 28, 2013 9:44 PM CST reply actions

...for the Lakers.

"Shoot baskets, not people." -AK

by DWest on Jan 28, 2013 9:46 PM CST up reply actions

This game finally made stop lurking, look up my old account (see username), and post.

I’ve been sitting on the fence for a while now, but I’ve been climbing slowly onto the fire-Corbin side. Not only does he seem to be a mediocre head coach, he’s screwing over our future by committing to the vets. You can bet Favors will sign an offer sheet as soon as he becomes a RFA, and will bolt out of here (assuming he’s not traded) when he becomes a free agent.

I was very optimistic about the Lindsey hire, but it’s looking more and more like the Jazz brass will be content to eternally compete for the 8 seed; trading for older players and signing any point guard willing to put on a uni.

The Jazz have been competitive in the past almost ENTIRELY because of the draft. Trades & free agent signings have only served to keep the Jazz afloat and save cash, not push the Jazz to the next level.

The Jazz need to play the young guns, play the lotto (playoffs would be fine), and fire Corbin.

The Rockets used to be our b****. Now we’re getting absolutely OBLITERATED. The Rockets have killed the Jazz, burned their corpses, and are now currently defecating on the ashes.

by JazzD-Will on Jan 28, 2013 9:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

fuck this

by rbmw263 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Why am I still watching the game?

I wanted to see the young guys do something. But Houston is on another level right now.

by hamfist on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

fuck you Houston

by KaBar6 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

This is what

a well coached team looks like as opposed to a team coached by Corbin.

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:54 PM CST reply actions

Does this make whoever is still watching this masochists?

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:57 PM CST reply actions

Wow, possibly going to witness the worst home loss in Utah Jazz history...

by pacoelcid on Jan 28, 2013 10:00 PM CST reply actions

So, can we lose by 50?

by Yucca Man on Jan 28, 2013 10:02 PM CST reply actions

50!

by nkeith on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST reply actions

TDS is still watching with rapt attention.

Asik made both free throws. Must be extra super really special game today.

A void? I see no void. (Mariners, Knicks, Rockets, T-Wolves)

by gunsbound on Jan 28, 2013 9:34 PM CST reply actions

Left to go make dinner.

My goodness what is happening.

by pleaseplaykindle on Jan 28, 2013 9:34 PM CST reply actions

So sit the starters the entire 4th quarter?

by Bad Horse on Jan 28, 2013 9:38 PM CST reply actions

This is as quiet as I've ever heard SLC.

by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:40 PM CST reply actions

Rockets having fun

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 9:40 PM CST reply actions

What is the Utah defensive plan - dare the Rockets to make the easiest possible shot?

by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:40 PM CST reply actions

Delfino slipping the swag juice to Mook.

by lucnguye92 on Jan 28, 2013 9:41 PM CST reply actions

Volume on max and you can't hear anyone in Utah.

This is as close to sex as I’ve gotten in months.

by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:42 PM CST reply actions

Morey is sipping champagne and chuckling right now

by eagles2zc on Jan 28, 2013 9:45 PM CST reply actions

Jazz fans yelling airball...while down 40 something

you know what, just keep running it up

by twinkilling0303 on Jan 28, 2013 9:47 PM CST reply actions

James Anderson sighting

by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:51 PM CST reply actions

DMO!!!!!!

by Roxbybirth on Jan 28, 2013 9:51 PM CST reply actions

FORTY ONE POINT LEAD BABY!

SUCK IT UTAH

by goingforthecorner on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

hahahhah this is just embarrassing right now.

playground ball

by btrizzle25 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

this is just ridiculous.

by Toolshed1 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

If I'm a Rockets starter resting it up on the bench, I'm mooning the crowd with every made 3 pointer.

But I’m a man of high brow comedy and taste…

by BD34 on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions

I remember when we used to beat you guys.

Now you’ve killed us, burned our corpses, defecated on the ashes, and are now currently teabagging whatever the hell is left. I’ve never seen the Jazz get f***ed so bad, at home no less.

Congrats on the win.

by JazzD-Will on Jan 28, 2013 9:53 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Aldrich, he's unstoppable.

by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 9:57 PM CST reply actions

biggest home loss in Jazz history

everybody drink!

by pleaseplaykindle on Jan 28, 2013 9:57 PM CST reply actions

DMO with a 3!!!

Beards on Parade in the city of Houston
I forever trust in Rick Smith and Daryl Morey

by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 9:58 PM CST reply actions

MOAR POINTS!!!!

by Christopher Dion Harris on Jan 28, 2013 10:02 PM CST reply actions

THAT BLOCK WAS CLEAN.

COMPLAINING WHILE UP 48 IS FUN!

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 10:06 PM CST reply actions

ITS A 50 POINT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST reply actions

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We’re only gonna win by 45. :(

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by VBG on Jan 28, 2013 10:11 PM CST reply actions

fucking jazz

screwing up our 50 point game.

by sohum on Jan 28, 2013 10:12 PM CST reply actions

It's almost 50 win by the Rockets

Fire everyone

by HFL21 on Jan 28, 2013 10:14 PM CST reply actions

ima take a trip over to slcdunk to witness the tears of jazz fans

Beards on Parade in the city of Houston
I forever trust in Rick Smith and Daryl Morey

by TexansAddict on Jan 28, 2013 10:14 PM CST reply actions


Post-Game

SLC Dunk was not pleased. Corbin takes the brunt of the hate, and they're especially upset with his refusal to play the young guys (sound familiar?).

heads need to roll

by rbmw263 on Jan 28, 2013 10:19 PM CST reply actions

Isn't it interesting to see a team BUILD on a huge lead, instead of getting complacent?

Dear Jazz,

THAT is how you stomp on the throat of a weaker opponent. THAT is how you keep them out of the game for good. You don’t let up. You keep going for the jugular.

by Jordan Cummings on Jan 28, 2013 10:24 PM CST reply actions

Ty Corbin on the game:

"Its one loss. We didn’t execute, we didn’t get stops, we didn’t have energy, we didn’t do much on the offensive end, we didn’t do much on the defensive end. Where do you want to start?
We didn’t do much of anything on both ends. We didn’t have it all game long. We’ve had tests before, its one loss. Whether by one point or 45."

by tyandtwenty on Jan 28, 2013 10:29 PM CST reply actions

Corbin doesn't see anything except veterans.

The young guys have clearly not been getting enough minutes or quality special coaching. They seem to be regressing andJefferson is a poor example to be learning from besides. Nobody even boxes out anymore let alone play defense. It looks like a total coaching disaster.

by rubar4 on Jan 28, 2013 10:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

"I wouldn't want to be a Hornet"

Thurl Bailey just said that. Why should the Hornets be scared of this sorry A team?

by Rocinante1 on Jan 28, 2013 10:46 PM CST reply actions

Congratulations to Tyrone Corbin

He set a franchise record last night. Coaching the single worst home loss in Jazz history in the arena that has the biggest home court advantage in the NBA.

Here’s to you Coach, you finally accomplished something nobody else had ever done!

by BadVoodoo on Jan 29, 2013 7:48 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

Hate it.

Hate hate hate hate it.

by Jordan Cummings on Jan 29, 2013 9:58 AM CST reply actions

I can't believe it was to the freaking Rockets

They always seem to do just fine at ESA. It’s embarrassing to have one of the best home atmospheres in the NBA and how it historically doesn’t faze our archrivals.

Go Buffalo Bills, Utah Jazz, and Arkansas Razorbacks

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by Dyl on Jan 29, 2013 10:47 AM CST reply actions

The thing that worries me is that

Houston just ran the blueprint for destroying the Jazz to a T.

Further, I don’t feel like Corbin is capable of adjusting his tactics, so I believe the same game plan would work time and again for any team with the personnel to run it

by BadVoodoo on Jan 29, 2013 11:23 AM CST reply actions

The implications were starting to be understood at TDS.
Every. Single. Rocket. Scored.

by Xiane on Jan 28, 2013 10:17 PM CST reply

twitter is throwing up some gold right now

"That game was so bad, even Royce White wishes he had flown into SLC to watch it."

by sohum on Jan 28, 2013 10:22 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

TWITTER

KYLE F GUNTHER ‏@GuntherKFAN
The Jazz are giving up more wide-open looks than Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl. #HOUatUTA

LostTacoVendor ‏@LostTacoVendor
I’d call this Jazz game an abortion, but abortions are relatively painless and only last 10 to 15 minutes. #HOUatUTA

Chris Foukas ‏@CFoukas
Where the hell is Rocky when you need him to throw in the towel like he did for Apollo? Oh wait……. #houatuta

by just a word on Jan 28, 2013 10:23 PM CST reply actions

To reiterate what Patrick said, please don't go and troll at SLC Dunk. They're super depressed right now and you might set them off. That's not really fair at this point.

Also make sure to read Patrick's recap and the comments for it for even more awesome. Thanks guys.

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