I asked on a comment thread once what I should call Patrick Patterson - 2Patt, PatPatt, PPatt or just Patterson?

"Yes." the.dark.knight replied.

He added: All the nicknames. We also accept Pat (a second t is optional), @pdpatt, R2-P2, Saint Patrick, Pat in the Hat (alternatively, Cat in the Pat), PAThetic for when he’s bad, PP poo poo for when he’s REALLY bad, CraPatterson for when he is rookie year Marcus Morris bad, and of course, Patty Cakes. We’re still waiting on the patent (PATent, get it?!) for HolyHeckPattersonGetAFreakingRebound.

Patattack, P-squared, Trade Bait, Pistol Pat and Pickles because he tweeted this pic

(Thanks for this, Cindjor)

Curious about the pickles stuff? Visit the recap.

If you follow Patterson on Twitter, you'll always know where the team is. That was a quote from just a word and she was right. 2Patt tweets - a lot. @pdpatt informs of where the team is heading - and when they get there.

It would be nice to have a mole in the Rockets lockerroom, right? I bet he would be the perfect spy.

Enough fooling around...

A dunk against the Bobcats

Okay... enough for now.

As with the previous crush posts, this is a "Stick-There fanpost". If you find any links, memes, pics and other stuff about 2Patt, just stick them on as comments.