February 5: The night the Rockets ALMOST ("#%& GSW!) made trey history

First of all, this is a showcase of the .gifs made by jaypride001 and other fun stuff from the comments section of the recap. She says she's too lazy... kids nowadays... SMH. Kidding, J!

I don't really know what happened or how we got to this point but let's give it up to houston.matrix who boldly proclaimed a:

Blow out win... by the Rockets

Asik and Parsons are dominating like earlier in the year. GS won’t be able to stop the Rockets’ big 3.

Such optimism despite a certain prediction: Warriors are too much, win 111-102. Well, let's move ahead.

Maybe certain promises were made


No confirmation nor denial that this occured.

This was Lin's night. Check the stats.

He was shooting


...slicing - and not falling.


He was passing - here for an O-some dunk.


Laughing and not making a freethrow - dude, concentrate!


Everybody was happy.

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So, when did everybody realize that the team was close to breaking an NBA record?

I am seriously waiting for an answer to this question.

When DMo shot the 23rd trey of the night



the bench erupted - as did the crowd at the Toyota Center. If we get one more shot, we break an NBA record of most made-treys in the history of whatever history we're keeping track of.

Alas, this sad series of events happened.

First, PB (Patrick Beverley) got clothes-lined.Ibrgse83qouyhi_medium

Then Mook went like "How can you do this to my family?". He got ejected.


And in Jaypride's own words: Two old dogs barking at each other )literally LMAO at that moment.



Teammates were worried. We did not break any records. Curses and profanities to THAT team!

Anyway, something pecualiar happened during the game as well. Cinderalla lost a shoe. Jeez, Greg, first a shoelace, now a shoe.




Big Bro Toney to the rescue.

And to cap this all off, here are a couple of meme's - words courtesy of Dropson.



See... no problem...


(Gifs credit to jaypride001, andreakate and justjeremylin at tumblr)

No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.

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