Who is this team in urine yellow and purple? Surely it can't be the Lakers?
Where are the stars? The beautiful people?
They've left? They didn't bother to show up?
Well, that's sad in a way. But not that sad.
It's all for a draft pick? I thought they had the 1-1 all wrapped up already.
When the Rockets decided to wave the white flag on behalf of the Lakers, the score was 115-90. At the end of the third. That didn't mean LA stopped shooting, if there's one thing they can do, its jack it when it doesn't matter. Every Rocket played, every Rocket scored.
James Harden went for 33pts and 12 assists in 32 minutes.
Terrence Jones went for 33pts in 33 minutes.
I just can't go on with this. This wasn't the Lakers, this wasn't a game. There was a brief bad patch while everyone except the Rockets conspired to move Steve Nash to #3 on the assist list. After that happened normal laws of physics and basketball applied and the rout was on. Good on Steve.
So now I turn it over to you:
Rockets showtimed the Lakers - DoubleBogey
violet palmer delivered as promised - Sohum
The Rockets flop their way to another victory. - Michael2k
Gif of Hulk smashing - NVP
...and in the end of the third Harden just stopped caring launching deep 3's one after another
I didn't watch. Was in a late night history class.
No defense. No defense. No defense. - Kevin Harlan, TNT
And the Lakers say "Ole!" - Chris Webber, TNT
The most important things should be said, prioritized
oh 150 is so close
And there you have it. Onwards.