With the first round of the NBA playoffs done and half of us are stuck waiting till next year. It is time for those of us without a horse in the race to choose our back up teams. The NFL is months away and baseball doesn’t appeal to most, so we need to enjoy this while it last. Here is a list of teams that i am clearly cheering for and against.
Who I do not cheer for:
San Antonio Spurs- Do you like watching paint dry? Me either. As much as I love Pop and Timmy D, I really have no interest in seeing them in the finales again. By the way, do you ever think Coach Pop has ever killed a man? I don’t.. I believe he has killed two, and counting.
OKC Thunder- I know KD had a great MVP speech and garnered some sort of sport sympathy, but he still is teammates with Derek Fisher. I cannot support a team that has Derek Fisher on their pay roll. That is like supporting a team who gives money to a terrorist organization.
Brooklyn Nets- You can cheer for these guys if you want, but let’s face it they are not getting past the Heat. The Heat will run all over them until the Nets are nothing more than crippled bodies on the court. Years from now, Archaeologist will dig up the 13-14 Brooklyn Nets.
Portland Trailblazers- Screw them, that’s why! Am I petty? Of course.
Miami Heat- Just like the Spurs, do you really want to see the Heat win again? I don’t… The Heat needs a rest as well. No one has played more games late into the season longer then the Heat the past 4 years. Dwyane Wade would love the rest.
Who I am cheering for
Washington Wizards- John Wall maybe the coolest dude in basketball. He is also so damn fast he could out run an email and thanks to him many drunken texts have been rerouted to an elderly lady in Utah to escape embarrassment. Continuing, Beal has started to show his potential. Gortat has been a great pick up in the OF. Nene is the physical freak who could shove a basketball down someone’s throat. "It is time for a change in the East and I believe the Wiz are that change." – Kennedy
LA Clippers - I am not picking them because of their owner’s stupidity. I am picking them because the Clippers have been a laughing stock of a franchise for years. This is their best chance to become champions. Paul has earned his stripes. Griffin and Jordan have become more than just dunking machines, thanks to Doc. Maybe the Clips could raise their own championship banner in front of the Lakers, instead of those giant fat heads.
Which teams are you cheering for?
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