You are a three-headed beast
Keenly observing the court
Matt, Bill and Clyde
Some facts you can't distort.
"Well that sure looked like a foul!"
No, Bill, it didn't.
"Nothin' but net!" he howls
Alright, Clyde, we get it.
"Well when I played on..."
The Rockets? Trust us, Matt. We know
You were no Hakeem
It never hurt your ego.
And now you sit
Between old, and older
Clyde's no longer fit
Bill's claims have grown bolder
"He's like a young Karl Malone!"
Yo chill, that's Derrick Favors.
Two of them were pretty good players
All three are terrible commentators.