(The Last) Ruminations from the Bench: Joey finally hears his name called
The last Ruminations from the Bench: by Joey Dorsey. Joey has been traded to the Kings....... (language NSFW after the jump)
The last Ruminations from the Bench: by Joey Dorsey. Joey has been traded to the Kings....... (language NSFW after the jump)
[scene: Rockets practice on Homer Simpson's favorite day of the year: cut day] Joey: Oh yeah! Good day today. After today, I never have to see the likes of any of you b*tches ever...
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? They...
[scene: Joey Dorsey wakes up on the ground in the parking lot outside of the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. The Rockets had just beat the Timberwolves the night before.] Joey: [groggy]...
[scene - Joey Dorsey hanging around the Rockets' locker room after Game 1] Joey Dorsey: [to no one in particular] Yo, yo, yo... what's up, bitches? /entire Rockets locker room...
[scene - Joey Dorsey in New Orleans after the Rockets/Hornets game. St. Patrick's Day. Two days before March Madness. I repeat... Joey Dorsey in New Orleans on St. Patrick's Day.] Joey:...
Joey Dorsey's bedtime prayer.
Joey Dorsey wants to play, too! He's back and ready to contribute.
Blogger MVP/ROY rankings.
Joey Dorsey sent to the D-League