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Free Agency is basically over. So... now what?

The Rockets roster is overloaded. But it's not very-top heavy with talent like, say, the Miami Heat. Meaning Daryl Morey is not done tweaking a future champion.

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Say goodbye to T-Mac!

The Rockets and Tracy McGrady have mutually agreed to seek a willing trade partner for McGrady's carcass, errr, expiring contract, errrr, "remaining skills".

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Your 2009/10 Houston Rockets: Sponsored by Ritalin (tm)

The Rockets may be rather bland to watch and follow next season. Almost as if it will take a dose of Ritalin to maintain our attention.

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Rafer is compounding his mistakes

So... Rafer "apologized" for his DWI arrest today.here's his actual apology:"On behalf of Mr. Alston, he wishes to apologize to the Rockets and the fans... He never intended for this to happen. He...

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Lee is like famous and stuff now

If y'all get a chance today, make a trek across the Interwebs to read the interview Empty the Bench did with Lee. Lots and lots and lots of Rockets-related questions, comments and things of that...

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Rafer going on trial for DWI

So Rafer Alston is actually going to go through with the charade of a public trial for his DWI charge from back in August. Not only is he killing me slowly as a basketball player, now he's going to...

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Sage makes Rafer look competent

For one day... Rafer's sucktitude takes a backseat to the Houston Texans. Specifically one Sage Rosenfels. FUCK YOU, Sage. I can only wish you meet these creatures:Seriously, Fuck you, Sage - this...

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When the worst case scenario happens

Lee and I participated... somewhat... in the mock draft sponsored by the Hardwood Paroxysm guys who now are moonlighting over at Ridiculous Upside. The Rockets have the 25th pick, and I am quickly...

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Like we said - Scola is a badass!

Luis Scola. Total Badass.And now he's ranked #1 on ESPN's "rookie rankings."It's about time!Now we just need to figure out how to get a national campaign to get a co-ROY win for "Luis Landry". Step...

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Rockets/Mavs - "17" is legal in Texas!

To get the proper perspective on what is now a SEVENTEEN game winning streak - we go straight to the voice of authority. Chef. Hey, Chef, what's the right size for a winning streak?17.But what if...

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