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Royce White gets advice from a new friend

Ruminations from the Bench: Where Royce White gets advice from a former Rocket who has all sorts of insight into Daryl Morey, the Houston Rockets and the NBA lifestyle.

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(The Last) Ruminations from the Bench: Joey finally hears his name called

The last Ruminations from the Bench: by Joey Dorsey. Joey has been traded to the Kings....... (language NSFW after the jump)

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Ruminations from the Bench: Can Joey survive cut day?

[scene:  Rockets practice on Homer Simpson's favorite day of the year:  cut day] Joey:  Oh yeah!  Good day today.  After today, I never have to see the likes of any of you b*tches ever...

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Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!

[scene:  Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]:  What the f--k?  They...

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Summer League Ruminations from the Bench - Joey Dorsey's Vegas "Hangover"

[scene:  Joey Dorsey wakes up on the ground in the parking lot outside of the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.  The Rockets had just beat the Timberwolves the night before.] Joey:  [groggy]...

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(Playoff) Ruminations from the Bench - by Joey Dorsey

[scene - Joey Dorsey hanging around the Rockets' locker room after Game 1] Joey Dorsey:  [to no one in particular] Yo, yo, yo... what's up, bitches? /entire Rockets locker room...

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Ruminations from the bench - Joey celebrates St. Patty's Day!

[scene - Joey Dorsey in New Orleans after the Rockets/Hornets game.  St. Patrick's Day.  Two days before March Madness.  I repeat... Joey Dorsey in New Orleans on St. Patrick's Day.] Joey:...

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Ruminations from the bench - Joey is ready to return, too!

Joey Dorsey wants to play, too! He's back and ready to contribute.

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