The Dream Shake, a Houston Rockets community

Shaquille O'Neal has finally reached the point where his talent cannot overcome his laziness and appetite. He has retired from the NBA after 19 seasons. And only one ring sans-Kobe.

Kobe Bryant is a top 10 player of all time. I can't believe this is actually seen as a debate. The real debate is how Shaq is NOT in the top 10 yet people think he is.

The Orlando Magic are amazingly similar to the 1995 Houston Rockets... in players, roster management and even in how they have surprised people in the playoffs.

Your NBA FInals... featuring Rafer Alston and an outcome that will invariably piss off Shaquille O'Neal no matter who wins.

I am far, far away from civilization or a working computer with a good database of images. I barely have access to ESPN until tomorrow...how the (@&(#*& did the Rockets lose to the Heat? The...

Hey, Fat Ass, I'm getting sick of your act. I mean, in 1992 when you and Horry were rookies, you were great - a breath of fresh air to the league. An oversized kid. The problem is, it is 16 years...

I'm running on fumes and what is left of my adrenaline from Las Vegas.I'd like to thank Villanova, San Diego and UNLV for being awesome and making me money.I'd like to give a double-fisted middle...

Lee and I will both be unable to partake in the festivity tonight that is "making fun of that Fat Ass." Neither of us will be able to watch the game... which is a shame.Our friends over at Bright...

The Defensive Player of the Year unfortunately had to miss last night's game against the Phoenix Suns...no problem. Rockets win anyway. As usual.Suck it, Fat Ass!!Deke wags his finger at your...

Suck it, Fat Ass.