crazy pills Stories - The Dream Shake
And that is why we still love Crazy Pills...
Dude hits a big 3... wins a ring... and the first thing he does is thank his doctors, his shrink and pimp his new single. I love Crazy Pills.Congrats, Ron Artest. update: now with video!
Crazy Pills is actually wearing *too much* flair...
[scene: Ron Artest's locker. Rick Adelman walks by to "have a little chat"] Rick Adelman: Sayyy, Ron... whaaaat's happening? Crazy Pills: 'sup coach? You coming over to play poker with us tonight? Adelman: No.... I'm going to see an occupational hypnotherapist to figure out...
Ruminations from the bench - Joey is ready to return, too!
[scene - the Rockets' team flight from Detroit to New York. Joey Dorsey is eavesdropping on a conversation between Tracy McGrady and Ron Artest.] Joey: What's up, bitches? Crazy Pills: [irritated] Who are you? Tracy: [returns to daydreaming about 18-foot turnaround jumpers with...
I've never been so happy to be proven *so* wrong!
The Rockets win! In Boston! Without Tracy! Or Shane! Hey! Paul Pierce... Ron Artest would like for you to suck his bawls! Crazy Pills enjoys your tears, Boston. Tom proved himself to be quite the Nostrodamus-esque mofo over at Celtics Blog. Predicting an 88-84 Rockets win... how 'bout...
State of the Union: Crazy Pills as a Rocket
We are now 35 games into the Ron Artest experiment. The Rockets being a .600 team, right at 21-14. Which is better than last year, but not nearly what was predicted or expected from this team. (Yeah, I had us at 25-10 in my season predictions for this point... of course I also expected the team...
The Big 3... not how I imagined it
I can say this only after they all seem to be okay... May this never, ever happen again this season.
Rockets take on the Champs...
The soon-to-be 2009 NBA Champions will take on last year's Champions this Wednesday at the Toyota Center... I can only hope there isn't a repeat of this game: T-Mac even said after the game it was the best defense he's ever seen. Maybe the Rockets can use that as fuel and turn the tables on...
We have Crazy Pills... and YOU don't!
Yeah, at the risk of under-stating it... I fucking LOVE what Ron Artest brings to the Rockets. In 39 minutes of beastly action, Crazy Pills puts up 29 points, 6 rebounds and a hell of a lot of toughness and needed emotion.And the technical foul was complete and total bullshit......... and yet it...
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