daryl morey is like a genius or something Stories - The Dream Shake
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!"
In the last week... Albert Pujols followed the Astros to the AL (he just gets a one-year head start);June Jones abandoned my school only for his potential new employer to pull the offer on him;and now the NBA has decided to play fantasy sports in the real world by vetoing a perfectly good...
But What If McHale *Succeeds*, Mr. Solomon?
For a guy named "Solomon", Jerome is rapidly devolving from a thoughtful and witty journalist to a one-note hack job. Considering this city is already subjected to Richard Justice, it's almost too much to handle. Today's diatribe is yet another attempted hatchet job on Daryl Morey - albeit one...
Bring back the Kiss of Death: Why I want Mario Elie to be the Rockets' next head coach
Coach Sleepy is gone. He's not walking through that door. Not sober, at least. Meanwhile, Daryl Morey and the Rockets continue to search for their next head coach. Matter of fact, I think our boy genius GM is in Hollywood interviewing Whoopie Goldberg for the position today - hey, she was in...
Marcus Cousin's long, strange trip back to Houston
[note: Houston signed Marcus Cousin to a non-guaranteed contract today] scene: Daryl Morey's secret lair deep inside the Toyota Center, right after the Rockets beat the Clippers without most of their key players. The team was eliminated from the playoffs earlier in the week... and our boy...
Have I missed anything? (No?) Well alright...
Hello there, I'm grungedave. You might remember me from such posts as: "Rafer Alston sucks""Luis Scola is a complete and total badass""I really, really hate the Utah Jazz"and some other random stuff about Joey Dorsey's adventures. Yes, I know I haven't been posting much this year. There is a...
Dear Aaron Brooks: NO ONE gets an extension. Deal with it.
Hey, ABZ, I hear you are upset about your contract situation with the Rockets. A bit bummed that your backup is making 2.5x what you will this year? Yeah, it is totally unfair, I know. But here are a few facts you need to know: (a) The Rockets simply DO NOT give contract extensions. They...
Reasons to like the Courtney Lee trade
Okay, I've had two days now to process the Trevor Ariza for Courtney Lee trade (with three other teams I do not care about receiving players I do not care about). Now, my first reaction was admittedly "WTF is Daryl Morey doing?!?" because it did look like a pure salary dump. And I took pride in...
Daryl Morey does not have a fan in Jerome Solomon
A couple weeks ago, resident boy genius Daryl Morey used his Twitter feed to rip on a column by Jerome Solomon about how Rockets fans are accepting of mediocrity and that Morey hasn't done anything special to deserve a free pass from us all... now, granted, Twitter still remains a ridiculously...
10 reasons to be glad the 2009/10 season is over
It is official. We are in the offseason. The Rockets' season is over. For the first time in this blog's existence, there will be no playoff joy in Mudville. No teams to irrationally hate over a seven game series.... except... for the next 2 months my loyalty shifts temporarily from the Rockets...
Has Shane Battier played his last game as a Houston Rocket?
One week ago, Kyle Lowry bowled his way towards the basket for a layup. In the process of things, and in the scrum for the loose ball after the miss, Lowry rolled right into the legs of Shane Battier... and promptly "sprained" Shane's MCL. Shortly thereafter, the Rockets announced that he was out...
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