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Ruminations from the Bench: Can Joey survive cut day?
[scene: Rockets practice on Homer Simpson's favorite day of the year: cut day] Joey: Oh yeah! Good day today. After today, I never have to see the likes of any of you ...
Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? ...
Summer League Ruminations from the Bench - Joey Dorsey's Vegas "Hangover"
[scene: Joey Dorsey wakes up on the ground in the parking lot outside of the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. The Rockets had just beat the Timberwolves the night before.] Joey: ...
(Playoff) Ruminations from the Bench - by Joey Dorsey
[scene - Joey Dorsey hanging around the Rockets' locker room after Game 1] Joey Dorsey: [to no one in particular] Yo, yo, yo... what's up, bitches? /entire Rockets locker room ignores ...
Ruminations from the bench - Joey celebrates St. Patty's Day!
[scene - Joey Dorsey in New Orleans after the Rockets/Hornets game. St. Patrick's Day. Two days before March Madness. I repeat... Joey Dorsey in New Orleans on St. Patrick's Day.] ...
Ruminations from the bench - by Joey Dorsey: Joey's bedtime prayer
[scene: Joey Dorsey returns home after yet another DNP-CD against the Portland Trail Blazers] Joey: Another game... another day where Joey gets no play. Even Luther Head ...
Ruminations from the bench - Joey is ready to return, too!
[scene - the Rockets' team flight from Detroit to New York. Joey Dorsey is eavesdropping on a conversation between Tracy McGrady and Ron Artest.] Joey: What's up, bitches? ...
Blogger MVP/ROY rankings (last of 2008!)
Raptors HQ was kind enough to host this week's Blogger MVP/ROY rankings... you can see the results here. And, surprise surprise - a Rocket finally got a vote! One Yao Ming is an "honorabl...
Ruminations from the Bench - making it rain in the Rio Grande Valley!
[scene: Rockets' practice on Christmas Eve] Boy Genius Daryl Morey: Joey, could you please come see Rick Adelman and I in my office after practice? Joey: Is this meeting ...
Christmas Ruminations from the Bench - by Joey Dorsey
[the scene: Monday night, December 22nd, in New Jersey. Where the Houston Rockets are visiting the Nets.] Joey: [looking into stands at the IZOD Center] One ho, two...
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