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Things that make me want to cry
The Rockets lack a singular leader. Okay, that's cool... I'm not surprised... and I'm not 100% convinced it is necessary to be a championship team (see L.A. Lakers 2000-02, Pistons in 2004). That said -- when Rafer freakin' Alston is volunteering to be the official "team leader"... and he does it...
Rafer is compounding his mistakes
So... Rafer "apologized" for his DWI arrest today.here's his actual apology:"On behalf of Mr. Alston, he wishes to apologize to the Rockets and the fans... He never intended for this to happen. He is looking forward to putting this behind him."Mistake #1 - hiring Rusty Hardin's firm to represent...
Rafer going on trial for DWI
So Rafer Alston is actually going to go through with the charade of a public trial for his DWI charge from back in August. Not only is he killing me slowly as a basketball player, now he's going to force Houston prosecutors to spend my freakin' tax dollars to prove that he was drunk.yeah, yeah, I...
Hey, Rafer! You suck, ya jackass!
We are only 27 days from the start of the Houston Rockets' regular season (where we host Memphis at 7:30pm that Monday night). Which means we need to re-declare something:RAFER ALSTON SUCKS!Whew... that felt good!!For some reason, I haven't felt compelled to say that in a while!Why now? Maybe it's...
No, no, no!! My head is about to explode
The Rockets like who they have at point guard? Right now?!?Did we make a trade I was unaware of???No?... because assault, drunk driving and all around sucktitude clearly isn't getting the message across!!
Rafer's advice for New Year's Eve
Hey, kids -- Happy New Year everyone! Make it a safe one.
Say hello to our drunk PG!
Rafer is on trial this week for his DWI arrest from this past summer. Fortunately for him, the prosecutor is not allowed to use his on-court game film from last November to prove he is habitually drunk. No one shoots that bad while sober.(what's that? He was not drunk on the court? He just...
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