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Marcus Cousin's long, strange trip back to Houston
[note: Houston signed Marcus Cousin to a non-guaranteed contract today] scene: Daryl Morey's secret lair deep inside the Toyota Center, right after the Rockets beat the Clippers without most of their key players. The team was eliminated from the playoffs earlier in the week... and our boy...
The Houston Rockets as... characters from "Archer"
It has been wayyy too long since I've done a post like this. Moreoever, with the Rockets playing their most inspired and entertaining basketball of the season - it reminded me of the tone and style of one of the best new shows on television: Archer (9pm CST every Thursday on F/X). With both of...
Your 2010/11 Houston Rockets (and NBA) Season Preview: brought to you by 25 quotes from "Super Troopers"
Can you believe the NBA season starts on Tuesday? Even more surprising is that David Stern the NBA thought your Houston Rockets would make a good season-opener for the Lakers as the showcase game that night. With all that in mind, and following the realization that I need to start contributing to...
Who is more worthless?
The Utah Jazz get to play in the 2nd round... so I ask you: how worthless are the Denver Nuggets?
10 reasons to be glad the 2009/10 season is over
It is official. We are in the offseason. The Rockets' season is over. For the first time in this blog's existence, there will be no playoff joy in Mudville. No teams to irrationally hate over a seven game series.... except... for the next 2 months my loyalty shifts temporarily from the Rockets...
The next time a Rocket boxes out on defense will be a first
As we begin the 2nd half of the season, there appear to be three immutable truths about our home team: 1. The 2009/10 Rockets are the classic underdog/overachievers. 2. Daryl Morey is like a genius or something. and 3. The next time a Rockets player attempts to box out on defense... well......
Rockets take advantage of karmic gift - come back to beat Lakers by double digits
The Rockets started slow tonight. Real slow. As in, 16 quick points without much resistance for the Lakers. Then Ron Artest pissed off the basketball gods. Now, as much as I love you Crazy Pills - when Trevor Ariza lost his shoe and you intentionally threw it into the crowd - that probably...
Did I miss the song??
Chase Budinger: 6-10 FG (2-4 3pt), 16 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 block tonight. sing it again, rookie beyotch!!!
10 reasons the Rockets will win Game 7
Yes, more lists. Now that the Rockets have forced a Game 7 in L.A., there is only one more opportunity to poke fun at the Lakers. Because Kobe's season ends tomorrow. Which will coincide nicely with the premiere of Kobe Doin' Work. Ten Reasons the Rockets Win Game 7 on Sunday 10. Even...
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