gorilla-dunk-bonuses Stories - The Dream Shake
Draft Thread, Part II - The Rockets draft another Calipari player (Patrick Patterson)
Patrick Patterson at Kentucky under Coach Cal: Let's not forget the last guy we drafted/acquired who played for Calipari... Here's Joey Dorsey in his glory days: I'm all for some Patrick Patterson gorilla dunks. Discuss?
Ruminations from the Bench: Can Joey survive cut day?
[scene: Rockets practice on Homer Simpson's favorite day of the year: cut day] Joey: Oh yeah! Good day today. After today, I never have to see the likes of any of you b*tches ever again. [Joey dunks the ball with no one guarding him... tries to rip the rim off... then glares in the...
Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? They want to take our whole season away? Can they do that? Where's Jesse Jackson and the dude with the weird...
Ruminations from the bench - by Joey Dorsey: Joey's bedtime prayer
[scene: Joey Dorsey returns home after yet another DNP-CD against the Portland Trail Blazers] Joey: Another game... another day where Joey gets no play. Even Luther Head gets to play every now and then. Something is terribly wrong with this situation. Joey's got to do something about...
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