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Your 2009/10 Houston Rockets: Sponsored by Ritalin (tm)
For that last few weeks, I've been staring at my computer trying to think of something interesting to write about -- or at least rant about -- as it relates to the Houston Rockets. And then it h...
Rafer is compounding his mistakes
So... Rafer "apologized" for his DWI arrest today.here's his actual apology:"On behalf of Mr. Alston, he wishes to apologize to the Rockets and the fans... He never intended for this to happen. He is ...
Lee is like famous and stuff now
If y'all get a chance today, make a trek across the Interwebs to read the interview Empty the Bench did with Lee. Lots and lots and lots of Rockets-related questions, comments and things of that natur...
Rafer going on trial for DWI
So Rafer Alston is actually going to go through with the charade of a public trial for his DWI charge from back in August. Not only is he killing me slowly as a basketball player, now he's going to fo...
Sage makes Rafer look competent
For one day... Rafer's sucktitude takes a backseat to the Houston Texans. Specifically one Sage Rosenfels. FUCK YOU, Sage. I can only wish you meet these creatures:Seriously, Fuck you, Sage - this is ...
When the worst case scenario happens
Lee and I participated... somewhat... in the mock draft sponsored by the Hardwood Paroxysm guys who now are moonlighting over at Ridiculous Upside. The Rockets have the 25th pick, and I am quickly lea...
Like we said - Scola is a badass!
Luis Scola. Total Badass.And now he's ranked #1 on ESPN's "rookie rankings."It's about time!Now we just need to figure out how to get a national campaign to get a co-ROY win for "Luis Landry". Step on...
Rockets/Mavs - "17" is legal in Texas!
To get the proper perspective on what is now a SEVENTEEN game winning streak - we go straight to the voice of authority. Chef. Hey, Chef, what's the right size for a winning streak?17.But what if our ...
A message from General Cartman Lee
Dear Rockets fans,It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that your adopted son Yao Ming was [figuratively] killed in battle on the morning of February 26, 2008, at the Toyota Center in H...
The art of trade negotiations
Somehow the Rockets acquired Gerald Green - a 22 year old native Houstonian dunk champion with lots of talent but a 10 cent head - for Kirk Snyder (whom we never used) and a 2nd round draft pick that ...
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