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Free Agency is basically over. So... now what?
Hallelujah! I never have to hear the words "the Rockets should sign LeBron!!!!" in the comments ever again! Free agency is basically over and the Rockets successfully kept their roster intact and added a legitimate backup center in Brad Miller. Meanwhile, the draft brought yet another athletic...
Say goodbye to T-Mac!
The Rockets and Tracy McGrady have agreed to end the charade. T-Mac is officially on the trade block and will no longer be an ingredient in Coach Sleepy's chemistry experiments. None of this is surprising. The only drama left is to see whether the Rockets find an acceptable trade partner. My...
Your 2009/10 Houston Rockets: Sponsored by Ritalin (tm)
For that last few weeks, I've been staring at my computer trying to think of something interesting to write about -- or at least rant about -- as it relates to the Houston Rockets. And then it hit me - I am completely numb to most every bit of off-season news so far. To recap: Rockets get blown...
Rafer is compounding his mistakes
So... Rafer "apologized" for his DWI arrest today.here's his actual apology:"On behalf of Mr. Alston, he wishes to apologize to the Rockets and the fans... He never intended for this to happen. He is looking forward to putting this behind him."Mistake #1 - hiring Rusty Hardin's firm to represent...
Lee is like famous and stuff now
If y'all get a chance today, make a trek across the Interwebs to read the interview Empty the Bench did with Lee. Lots and lots and lots of Rockets-related questions, comments and things of that nature.(at least now I know why Lee's been quiet on the blog, he's been pimping himself out! Nicely...
Rafer going on trial for DWI
So Rafer Alston is actually going to go through with the charade of a public trial for his DWI charge from back in August. Not only is he killing me slowly as a basketball player, now he's going to force Houston prosecutors to spend my freakin' tax dollars to prove that he was drunk.yeah, yeah, I...
Sage makes Rafer look competent
For one day... Rafer's sucktitude takes a backseat to the Houston Texans. Specifically one Sage Rosenfels. FUCK YOU, Sage. I can only wish you meet these creatures:Seriously, Fuck you, Sage - this is why your dumb ass is a back up QB.
When the worst case scenario happens
Lee and I participated... somewhat... in the mock draft sponsored by the Hardwood Paroxysm guys who now are moonlighting over at Ridiculous Upside. The Rockets have the 25th pick, and I am quickly learning that this is going to be a really tough spot to find a player that will immediately...
Like we said - Scola is a badass!
Luis Scola. Total Badass.And now he's ranked #1 on ESPN's "rookie rankings."It's about time!Now we just need to figure out how to get a national campaign to get a co-ROY win for "Luis Landry". Step one - get Carl Landry healthy. Step two ... ????. Step three - profit!
Rockets/Mavs - "17" is legal in Texas!
To get the proper perspective on what is now a SEVENTEEN game winning streak - we go straight to the voice of authority. Chef. Hey, Chef, what's the right size for a winning streak?17.But what if our best player gets injured and is out for the season after only the 12th win?17.But what if everyone...
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