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A win is a win, I'll take it!
I just have one thing to say:Carl Landry = Beast!106-103, Rockets win again. Though they probably stole this one. And what the hell - no Pacers fouled out of this game?!? I declare Shenanigans on that...
Lakers get Gasol! Gasol gets negroplasty...
Lakers trade the remains of Kwame Brown, Javaris Crittenton and some draft pick fodder and acquire Pau Gasol. Wow. Nice trade.When Andrew Bynum returns, the Lakers will be scary good with Derek Fisher...
Yao was fouled, dammit! Twice!!
A bit of a disclaimer this morning: I was at yesterday's game. At half-court. 10th row. Phenomenal seats. Only to watch the Rockets blow an 8 point fourth quarter lead. It just about killed me. Or had...
I have foreseen your destiny!
Hey, New York Knicks........Apologize!!!You cannot stop Yao. You can only hope to contain him. Or foul the shit out of him. But he shoots 90% from the line, so that doesn't work either. Isiah saw it c...
That is not the formula for success
Thank God it is 2008 - for 2007 could not have been more disappointing and frustrating if you were a member of the Houston Rockets.Monday night's effort and result was a metaphor for the entire season...
NBA Resolutions for 2008
I'm not usually one for New Year's resolutions. Basically it's an excuse to put off things until January 1 of the next year and then get bored of this new regimen by March (I see it at the gym all the...
I take this as a personal insult!
So, I'm at the bar defending the honor of the Houston Rockets in the presence of a friend of mine who just happens to be a Pistons fan. What do I get for my loyalty? A 94-82 beatdown by an inferior Ea...
Yao is Angry
... and this is a good thing.Rockets fall back to .500 and mediocrity after a 100-88 loss to the Sixers. Wait a second, we lost to freakin' Philadelphia. They have an aging Andre Miller (still better ...
the Twelve Days of Christmas - Rockets Edition
Traditional Christmas songs have a tendency to be overplayed (not to mention the inherent suck-factor). I therefore present you with: The Twelve Days of Christmas (Houston Rockets/NBA selfish wishes)....
The evolutionary Nick Anderson
Any chance I get to reference Darwin (or even "social darwinism") - I'm all for it. Even better - the Darwin Awards.Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.First, let's examine a quotation directly from Tra...
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