hakeem-owns-you-shaq-and-you-know-it Stories - The Dream Shake
Happy Birthday Hakeem Olajuwon!
Every once in a while there comes along a player that transcends all odds and overcomes incredible adversity. And every once in a while someone throws out a really stupid cliche like the one above. The difference is that when it comes to Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon, the cliche doesn't begin to...
At least the Rockets didn't trade for Shaq
I know I've been pleading for the Rockets to acquire a real, actual 7' tall or bigger center. It hasn't happened yet, but there could be worse things in life I guess. (David Andersen is not what I had in mind, but he looks to be a good acquisition once he learns that forearm shivers and hip...
He's a threat to Western Civilization!
Hey, Fat Ass, I'm getting sick of your act. I mean, in 1992 when you and Horry were rookies, you were great - a breath of fresh air to the league. An oversized kid. The problem is, it is 16 years later - and you still have not grown up. You are 35 years old, and act like you are 15. It is no longer...
Shaq Versus Kobe
So let me get this straight:Shaq and Kobe have both gone to the finals once without the other and lost. Shaq against one Mr. Hakeem Olajuwon and the Houston Rockets, Kobe this year versus a 60 win Celtics team that was not as good as he made them lookThey won 3 titles together, 2 in which I thought...
FU Sports Guy, part the second
I think Simmons is just doing this to piss me off now.Today's entry on Webber should have been easy, right?Sure... and it started as a good read. Then I see this toss-off comment:Looking back at every No. 1 overall pick since the ABA-NBA merger, only five guys were unequivocally considered to be...








