i really really hate the utah jazz Stories - The Dream Shake
A Friendly Reminder: the next 10 months never happened
There are a few things we Rockets fans can agree on: Hakeem is the greatest center of his generation; the Utah Jazz suck;Rudy T needs to be elected to the HOF this year;Robert Horry is the greatest role player of all time and should never have been traded for Barkley; oh, and... the 1998/99 NBA...
Looks like we will not have to worry about the Utah Jazz for the next decade
Today, the Utah Jazz traded Deron Williams to the New Jersey Nets. Yes, really. No need to make any declarations of "shenanigans" and search for your brooms. The good news? The Utah Jazz probably will not be relevant again any time soon. Enjoy the lottery, bitches. The bad news? I might...
Some random thoughts on Jerry Sloan's resignation
I tried to read the comments here... but too many people got off track. Then someone actually referred to Jerry Sloan as "classy"?!?! GTFO. It's been a theme/motto/mantra here for nearly four years - CLASSY IS OVERRATED. That said, however, Jerry Sloan is the epitome of "go f--k yourself, San...
We can still take solace in the fact that the Utah Jazz suck, too
It seems I touched a wee bit of a nerve with my "Have I missed anything? (No?)" post last week. If so, good - that's what I'm here for. Preaching to the choir is boring and best left to the devices of the Comicle. It's not what we do here. At least it's not what we should be doing...
At least the Jazz suck, too
The Rockets have started the season with two relatively heart-breaking losses. A grand total of 6 points separates them from being 2-0 instead of 0-2. That'll happen though. It would be nice if the good guys could at least try to play some defense. At least occasionally. Meanwhile, there is...
This week in "Signs of the Apocalypse": Scottie Pippen and Karl Malone enter the Hall of Fame
There are not many certainties about sports. But one of them is that discussions about the Hall of Fame are certain to piss off everyone because it's impossible for anyone to agree on anything. Well, other than the fact that Robert Horry should be in the Hall of Fame. But that goes without...
I guess I am the only one who really, really hates the Utah Jazz
So in my daily perusing of the Interwebs, I stumble across this gem of an article on SI.com: The 25 most-hated teams of all-time. Outstanding. I cannot wait to see what SI says about the evil Karl Malone, John Stockton and Jerry Sloan Utah Jazz teams of the mid-1990s. The material is endless,...
Oh, Happy Day! A team I can openly despise that isn't the Utah Jazz!
LeBron James owes the entire city of Cleveland breakfast. What LeBron did last night was a dick move and this cannot be argued. (NPH wouldn't do that.) That said - with the trio of LeBron, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami, for the first time since the 2004 Los Angeles Lakers we will have a...
Okay, *now* the offseason begins (Utah swept. Haha!)
You may now resume hating on the Los Angeles Lakers. (though we should at least thank them for humiliating the Utah Jazz. In Utah.) You suck, Utah Jazz. Way to put up a fight on your home court. Even the Rockets without Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady and starting Chuck Hayes at C last year took...
Ha ha ha - suck it, Utah!
Ed. Note from Tom: To all of the Jazz fans out there who attended last night's game: f--k you. I hate Derek Fisher. After that elbow he threw to Luis Scola last year, my distaste of Fisher turned to hate. But now I feel bad for him, because this is ridiculous. Fisher also knew what the photo...
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