injuries piss me off Stories - The Dream Shake
Get Well Big Fella
Yao underwent surgery today and it was successful according to Rockets team doctor Tom Clanton and his co-doctor (is that a term?) Bill McGarvey. I trusted that it would go successfully; Houston is the greatest medical society in the world, things are done here with fantastic results that aren't...
A message from General Cartman Lee
Dear Rockets fans,It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that your adopted son Yao Ming was [figuratively] killed in battle on the morning of February 26, 2008, at the Toyota Center in Houston. This season has taken something from all of us, and, although your son seems to be the only...
Ear Muffs!
Hey, kids, ear muffs!!(and now I can say whatever I want... but, no, I will not celebrate it):FFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!Yao missing tonight's game with foot injury.Nonononononononononononono.edit: now he's out for the whole season? There is no God.








