joey dorsey Stories - SB Nation
Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? ...
We now enter the offseason. I already miss basketball.
The Los Angeles Lakers are your 2008-09 NBA Champions. Just as I predicted. Unfortunately the Kobes put an end to Rafer Alston's team too fast! I wanted to watch two more games! Ala...
Ruminations from the bench - by Joey Dorsey: Joey's bedtime prayer
[scene: Joey Dorsey returns home after yet another DNP-CD against the Portland Trail Blazers] Joey: Another game... another day where Joey gets no play. Even Luther Head ...

