Christmas Ruminations from the Bench - by Joey Dorsey

by grungedave on Dec 23, 2008 10:04 AM CST

[the scene: Monday night, December 22nd, in New Jersey. Where the Houston Rockets are visiting the Nets.] Joey: [looking into stands at the IZOD Center] One ho, two ho, three hos... yes, it's going to be a Merry Christmas for me. Thank you, Jesus!Battier: Come on, Joseph, now pay attention....