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Ruminations from the Bench: Can Joey survive cut day?
[scene: Rockets practice on Homer Simpson's favorite day of the year: cut day] Joey: Oh yeah! Good day today. After today, I never have to see the likes of any of you ...
Ruminations from the Bench - the NCAA can't vacate my gorilla dunks!
[scene: Joey Dorsey gets the news that the NCAA might force Memphis to vacate everything from its 2007-08 basketball season] Joey [sees story on ESPN about Memphis]: What the f--k? ...
Summer League Ruminations from the Bench - Joey Dorsey's Vegas "Hangover"
[scene: Joey Dorsey wakes up on the ground in the parking lot outside of the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. The Rockets had just beat the Timberwolves the night before.] Joey: ...
(Playoff) Ruminations from the Bench - by Joey Dorsey
[scene - Joey Dorsey hanging around the Rockets' locker room after Game 1] Joey Dorsey: [to no one in particular] Yo, yo, yo... what's up, bitches? /entire Rockets locker room ignores ...
Ruminations from the bench - Joey celebrates St. Patty's Day!
[scene - Joey Dorsey in New Orleans after the Rockets/Hornets game. St. Patrick's Day. Two days before March Madness. I repeat... Joey Dorsey in New Orleans on St. Patrick's Day.] ...
Ruminations from the bench - Joey is ready to return, too!
[scene - the Rockets' team flight from Detroit to New York. Joey Dorsey is eavesdropping on a conversation between Tracy McGrady and Ron Artest.] Joey: What's up, bitches? ...
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