shane battier is the whitest man alive Stories - The Dream Shake
Shane Battier Knows White People, the sequel
Hello again, everyone! Based on the surprising success and popularity of our last celebrity installment - the network has demanded that I host another edition of "I Know White People"!! [audience cheers wildly - Chuck Taylor mutters "damn you, Chappelle!" under his breath] For those of you who...
Let the training camp Battle Royale begin!
With training camp about to begin, there is one primary question associated with the Rockets. No, that question is not "will they ever get out of the first round?" because we know the answer to that is "hell yes, and this year in fact!" Instead, the real question is "who starts at small forward for...
Yao is Angry
... and this is a good thing.Rockets fall back to .500 and mediocrity after a 100-88 loss to the Sixers. Wait a second, we lost to freakin' Philadelphia. They have an aging Andre Miller (still better than Rafer) and Andre Iguodola - and that's it. They just fired their GM last week because he spent...
Shane Battier Knows White People
Hello, everyone, and welcome to this special edition of "I Know White People"! Our celebrity guests today are members of the Houston Rockets professional basketball team.(audience cheers wildly)My name is Chuck Taylor!(audience golf clap)Joining us today are Tracy McGrady, Shane Battier, Bonzi...
Shane Battier - still the whitest man alive
This from an excerpt on the excellent "Ball Don't Lie" blog on Yahoo (BDL interviewing Jamal Crawford): BDL: Finishing up ... I read that you're a "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" fan.Crawford: (Smiles) Yeah, Will Smith.BDL: Is Coach Nelson the Uncle Phil of the NBA?Crawford: Ha! After I've been around...








