t--mac-is-a-whiny-bitch Stories - The Dream Shake
Where I actually say something nice about Tracy McGrady
Leading up to last night's Rocket's game where they were hosting the Detroit Pistons, I was all prepared to do a detailed analysis of Tracy McGrady's return to Houston. Shot selection, times ventured into the scary area known as "inside the three-point line," times defensive assignments were...
10 reasons to be glad the 2009/10 season is over
It is official. We are in the offseason. The Rockets' season is over. For the first time in this blog's existence, there will be no playoff joy in Mudville. No teams to irrationally hate over a seven game series.... except... for the next 2 months my loyalty shifts temporarily from the Rockets...
Quick thoughts on the Kevin Martin deal
I just woke up to the sound of my phone exploding with text messages. With that said, here are ten immediate thoughts I had once I heard about The Trade. Damn, I'm gonna miss Carl Landry. But this is Daryl Morey being sneaky smart and selling high on a "young" power forward that isn't really...
Say goodbye to T-Mac!
The Rockets and Tracy McGrady have agreed to end the charade. T-Mac is officially on the trade block and will no longer be an ingredient in Coach Sleepy's chemistry experiments. None of this is surprising. The only drama left is to see whether the Rockets find an acceptable trade partner. My...
Tracy McGrady: Not exactly a team player
Dear Tracy McGrady, kindly go f--k yourself with a rusty chainsaw. For those that aren't aware of the current situation, a quick recap: Last February, two days before the trading deadline when the Rockets were very much in discussions with other teams for trades (possibly including McGrady),...
Tracy McGrady's family must be really, really bored
<!-- BEGIN WIDGET --><!-- END WIDGET -->So, uh, the NBA released the first round of vote totals for the All-Star Game. You have your usual suspects... including Tracy McGrady. WHA?!?!? Just to be clear, here are T-Mac's stats for 2009/10: 0 games played0 games started (ask Allen Iverson,...
T-Mac probably didn't think it all the way through (his new jersey number)
Ummm, hey, Tracy... I hear you decided to don a new uniform number. Like Kobe or something. So, now you are going to be #3? Um, okay, whatever you want. Just one problem. What's the point of getting a new jersey number when you're probably never going to suit up for the Rockets ever again?...
Free Agency begins: What do we really know about the Houston Rockets?
Free agency begins in a little more than 2 hours. The Rockets only have two players from the '09 roster that are free agents. Crazy Pills and Von Wafer. There is little doubt that in May, I wanted these guys back on the team next year. Sadly, in the weeks since the Game 7 loss to the Lakers......
More reasons for us to pile on Tracy McGrady
Another McGrady-themed column on SI.com today. Here's the money quote though: "I haven't been the guy who's been fortunate enough to play with Shaq, to play with Tim Duncan. I always seem to have average teams,'' Not to put too fine a point on it, but F-U, Tracy! Hey, assclown -- you know...
Tracy McGrady: The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
Let me get this straight... at least in a timeline sort of way: On Monday, February 9th... McGrady says he's fine and healthy. Yet on a breakaway he admits to being nervous and ends up completely botching a dunk because he was scared. He finishes the game 1-9 and the Rockets get blown out by...
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