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Deal with it... Kobe Bryant is a top 10 player of all time
The storyline that began about 5 milliseconds after the Lakers/Magic series concluded in five games was Kobe's place in history. Kobe Bryant now has a championship sans Shaquille O'Neal. H...
How the 2009 Orlando Magic are eerily similar to the 1995 Houston Rockets
I've finally come out of my "Houston Rockets eliminated from the playoffs" coma. It allowed me to closely watch most of the Conference Finals games. In particular, I got to watch a lot o...
David Stern's dreams are crushed. No LeBron v. Kobe this year.
Rafer Alston, Rashard Lewis and the Orlando Magic have dispatched with the LeBrons in six games. Maybe this offseason LeBron will learn to stop shooting off-balance threes and bailing out the d...
6 in a row? Ugh
I am far, far away from civilization or a working computer with a good database of images. I barely have access to ESPN until tomorrow...how the (@&(#*& did the Rockets lose to the Heat? The f...
He's a threat to Western Civilization!
Hey, Fat Ass, I'm getting sick of your act. I mean, in 1992 when you and Horry were rookies, you were great - a breath of fresh air to the league. An oversized kid. The problem is, it is 16 years late...
I'm back and... we lost to the Fat Ass?!?!?
I'm running on fumes and what is left of my adrenaline from Las Vegas.I'd like to thank Villanova, San Diego and UNLV for being awesome and making me money.I'd like to give a double-fisted middle fing...
During tonight's game...
Lee and I will both be unable to partake in the festivity tonight that is "making fun of that Fat Ass." Neither of us will be able to watch the game... which is a shame.Our friends over at Bright Side...
No Shane, No Problem!
The Defensive Player of the Year unfortunately had to miss last night's game against the Phoenix Suns...no problem. Rockets win anyway. As usual.Suck it, Fat Ass!!Deke wags his finger at your pathetic...
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Suck it, Fat Ass.
It's Kobe's world - we're just living in it
[this is our contribution to Hardwood Paroxysm's Kobe Bryant Blog Day today]Even with the Rockets' 19 game winning streak, we still trail Kobe's Lakers in the Western Conference. Which leads me to tod...
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