the fatass Stories - The Dream Shake
Shaq joins the Celtics: will have to adhere to a strict budget
So the FatAss finally found a taker. Shaquille O'Neal has signed a 2 year contract with the Boston Celtics for essentially the league minimum ($3M/2 years). So, uh, congrats Fat Boy. Or something. Of course, this is a guy who said he would retire when his last contract ran out, then decided...
An open letter to the City of Cleveland
Dear Cleveland Sports Fans, did you expect anything different? Your GM is Danny Ferry. Your coach is Mike freakin' Brown. Your team hasn't made one decent draft pick since 2003. Every free agent they have signed has been disappointing. Mo Williams had half a good season and then quickly...
Where Shaquille O'Neal welcomes Jason Kidd to my #&*$ list
I am sure I have made my dislike for the FatAss Shaquille O'Neal very clear over the past 3 years here. Just look at the guy. He's a professional athlete who refuses to stay in shape. When he was with the Lakers, he routinely delayed surgeries to coincide with the beginning of the regular...
At least the Rockets didn't trade for Shaq
I know I've been pleading for the Rockets to acquire a real, actual 7' tall or bigger center. It hasn't happened yet, but there could be worse things in life I guess. (David Andersen is not what I had in mind, but he looks to be a good acquisition once he learns that forearm shivers and hip...








