utah sucks Stories - The Dream Shake
Reminder: Rockets @ Utah Jazz tomorrow
Tomorrow, the Rockets travel to the least interesting place the NBA has to offer. Utah. Consider this your first reminder. I really, really hate the Utah Jazz. GO ROCKETS!
Post-game thoughts (Rockets/Jazz)
Not to be considered the post-game recap - I'm sure BBN will have that up sometime soon - but here are some post-game thoughts following the Rockets' most recent soul crushing defeat in Utah. Kyle Lowry may never play that bad again for the rest of his professional career. It was that ugly. ...
Recap: Rockets fail to capitalize in the paint, lose big in Utah 99-86
Last night's game was filled with frustration. So many opportunities, and so many missed opportunities. Let's forget referees for a second, because to be honest, with the exception of a few calls in the third and fourth quarters, the officiating wasn't nearly as poor as it usually is in SLC. ...
Game Preview: Houston Rockets at Utah Jazz - Game 73 - March 24, 2009 9:30PM CST
The Match-ups:Point GuardBrooks - An absolutely awful game versus the Spurs somehow in the end didn't hurt the Rockets. He has to step up his game, or Kyle Lowry will eat more and more into his minutes. I'm not saying that's necessarily a bad thing, but wouldn't it be nice if that didn't...
Rockets/Jazz - if only the playoffs started TODAY
With all the distractions of the Olympics and Rafer's drunken antics, I almost forgot that the Ron Artest trade should be official tomorrow. Which makes me "officially" wonder what the Rockets could have done last year if only we had the services of Crazy Pills during the playoffs.My conclusion?...
10 Things I Hate About You (Utah Jazz)
In light of Heath Ledger's surprising death this week...Hey, FU - it is a really good movie. Anyway, here are 10 Things I Hate about the Utah Jazz:1. Jerry Sloan.Seriously, does anyone really like this guy? He's a complete bully. His players respect him only because he does know a lot about...
I'm allowing for a do over
For three days, including what's left of today, I'm going to vow to not be down if the Rockets crash completely back to earth with a loss to Dallas on Wednesday. With a loss, the Rockets, once mightily above the Western conference at 6-1, would be 6-6 and 0-5 since TheDreamShake began impressing...
Robert Horry for the HOF (plea #1)
On June 24, 1992, the NBA held its annual Draft. It will likely follow the 1984 and 1996 drafts as the most talent-stocked draft of all-time. After the Fat Ass was taken by Orlando first overall (no surprise)... the draft began to get interesting around the 8th pick. Once the Bucks took Todd Day...
Why I hate the Utah Jazz
In honor of our Deadspin and TheBigLead stardom, okay so it's more like the size of the star on a T-shirt versus the sun, but still thanks for the mention guys. The ironic fact is that it was in a mention with a Utah Jazz blog. I think it's time to seethe with a little hate for that team (not the...
Recap: Houston 120 - Utah 115 2OT
Rise above, Tru Warier. Hold on, let it sink in... ... ... (thinking wonderful thoughts) ... ... ...(Nirvana achieved) Ah, yes. We won tonight's game against Utah. Damn, this feels good. What do you think, Luis? First off, let me clarify a few things: I don't care how long...
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