well that sucked Stories - The Dream Shake
Flippin' The Bird: A Hating Guide For Texans Fans
It's been a few days now since that embarrassment in Indianapolis. We're dead in the heart of the holiday season, many games have since passed, and with any luck, you've since drunken yourself into multiple stupors. As for me, I'm drafting this from 30,000 feet on my way to Park City, Utah for...
74-57: Way To Go There Guys Awesome Job No Really
So, um, 74-57. And it was hardly that close. Northwestern opened up leads of 31-11 and 51-26, and Iowa was never within single digits in the last 30 minutes of gameplay. It's hard to say whether having a short memory would help with a season like this. On one hand, the FIRE JOHN LICKLITER rumblings...
Rockets/Grizzlies - Hey, where's that "reset" button?
What the hell just happened? The Grizzlies are up 2-1 on us in the season series??We let the Grizzlies shoot 53%? As the Sports Guy often calls it -- tonight was the "No F--king Way" game that randomly occurs when playing Madden football. I just can't find the damned reset button. There was...
Psalm 69 - the way to succeed... and the way to suck eggs. (Stop it!)
I never thought I would say this... but, umm, Ron... Crazy Pills... Mr. Artest... we need to have a little chat. You see, the Rockets would have won tonight if you didn't play. Normally I don't mind if you shoot 10% for the game, because usually you help in other areas. Tonight, uhh, not so...








