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FU Sports Guy, part the second

I think Simmons is just doing this to piss me off now.

Today's entry on Webber should have been easy, right?
Sure... and it started as a good read. Then I see this toss-off comment:

Looking back at every No. 1 overall pick since the ABA-NBA merger, only five guys were unequivocally considered to be sure things: Ewing, Shaq, Duncan, Magic and Webber.

Hey, dumbass... I think you are forgetting someone!!! This guy:

Akeem > Ewing.
Akeem > Webber.
and, yes, Akeem > Fat Ass.

Akeem became Hakeem and became this:

seriously, F-U Simmons.