clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Luther Head: This guy SUCKS!

New, comments

I want to think happy thoughts... stay in my happy place... and yes I know the Rockets won by 11... but it was harder than anyone expected it to be... and Shooter McGavin keeps showing up every time I try to escape from thoughts of last night's game.

Shooter_medium

Okay, enough about the game itself.  The good guys won, and Artest had a sucessful debut as a Houston Rocket.

That said --- my review of Luther Head's performance?  What the hell was that???

I cannot believe Luther Head is still a professional basketball player.  I think he should be working in the snack bar.  There is no way he is as bad at anything as he is at basketball.

[and no, I will NOT relax, Bob!]

You know what's driving me crazy?  Luther Head not being able to put the ball in the basket... or a teammate's hands... or keeping it in his own hands...

In short?  This guy sucks! 

Act_luther_head_medium

I've never, ever, ever before described Rafer Alston as a "calming influence" on a basketball team.  Until last night.  I think I became one of Rafer's biggest fans last night........ if only because Luther Head is truly awful.  Where's Bob Barker when you really need him?

Bob_20barker_20and_20adam_20sandler_medium

Worst part?  The Rockets can't cut him... or trade him... or much of anything except chain him to his locker and not let him near the court.