Attention! Attention!!
[Yao Ming, Luis Scola and Carl Landry assemble for the monthly meeting]
We hereby convene this Tribunal of the Badasses to induct our newest member:
VON WAFER
A career-high 23 points (on 10-14 shooting), three more 3s and some surprisingly good defense on one Kobe Bryant in a very, very important game last night.
Welcome to the club, Von.
[Von accepts handshakes from the Tribunal]
hey look, even Lakers fans are noticing the Baron's worthiness!