Will someone please inform Trevor Ariza that he's got this whole "Spirit of Christmas" thing backwards?
Missing layups and free throws at critical times is not considered a proper "gift" to others, Trevor. In fact, it's rather blasphemous. In light of this though, I shall allow you to open one of your Christmas gifts early, Trevor. I hope you find it as appropriate (and necessary) as I do.
Here ya go!
It's the Better Basketball - NEW "Better Free Throws" DVD! For, you see Trevor - your shooting form (and results) are about as ugly as Derrick Roland's leg injury from last night.
Now, if you are a good boy tonight against Orlando, maybe you'll find another one in your stocking on Friday!
Ho, ho, ho - MERRY CHRISTMAS!