Yes, I know this is a Rockets blog... but I'm allowed to go off-topic when I want.
That said: what the f--k is going on with the Houston Texans???
I have three basic questions.
(1) Why the f--k is Chris Brown throwing a halfback pass near the goalline? First of all, there actually has to be a legitimate threat of a run before that play works. Chris Brown sucks as a RB, so that should have negated this, but... noooooo! Secondly, Chris Brown is not a QB and based on the last time we played JAX, everyone should know he can't hold onto the ball. What makes people think he can throw a football? (What we got was a modified shot put. Ugh.)
(2) On the last drive, why are we blitzing the QB and playing pass routes? There was exactly a 0.0000000% chance that anyone other than MJD was going to be running the ball on every f--king play. So 11 guys should have been running at MJD (and tackling - but that's a whole different issue). More stupid f--king play-calling.
(3) Why the f--k was Chris Brown not cut back in week 3 - aka, the last time we played Jacksonville; aka, the game where Chris Brown fumbled the ball at the goalline costing the team yet another "W". Jimmy Johnson would have cut his ass right away just to prove a point and scare the team into not f--king around. Kubiak apparently is too nice to be a head coach. He lets this linger and the players get sloppier as the season progresses.