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I just have one thing to say to the Utah Jazz

Oh, wait, hold on...

must take into account new Yahoo! audience...

earmuffs, kids!


Fuck You, Utah!


I hate you so very, very much

I will always be able to take comfort in the fact that Utah will never, ever win anything of importance because you do not play what we call "basketball" you play some organized game of "smear the queer" (a byproduct of your coach's and late owner's homophobia) where you push, pull, tug, bite and tackle the opposition... until they fight back and you fall over like you've been shot by snipers [thanks for that metaphor, Matt Bullard!].