There are three things that I am certain of when it comes to the 2009 NBA Finals:
1. No matter how well Kobe Bryant plays, someone will find areas to criticize him. That person will not be me.
2. Hedo Turkoglu would break my HDTV receiver... if Carlos Boozer hadn't already done it.
3. Rafer Alston will not have a good Game 4.
Accordingly, in light of these inevitable facts: