Apocalypse Now: I am on Twitter.

 Just so you know, I have given in to the madness.  It's time for me to tweet.

Feel free to add me on Twitter @TomMartin91.  All blog posts from The Dream Shake will be sent to the account and posted on Twitter, so you'll be constantly updated about how lazy we are.

Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that literally everyone is Twittering or Tweeting, I would stay as far away as possible.  People are suddenly making such a big deal out of it.  In fact, I just saw an article in the New York Times entitled "Why Do Men Follow Men?"  What the hell is that supposed to mean?  It's just a Twitter account.

Stupid technology.