In probably the dumbest attempt to pose a decent trivia question in years, the two winners, after a freakin' gigantic random number draw, are:
olivarezq1 and jasonmicron
E-mail michelle@sbnation.com for your tickets. Congratulations, and I promise the next question will not be so easy.
UPDATE: One of you has not e-mailed Michelle yet. It's too late, sorry. Check your e-mail to see if Michelle has contacted you.