On behalf of The Dream Shake, I would like to formally apologize to you, Luis Scola. I am so sorry that we tried to trade you 800 times this past year. We meant no harm and hope that you understand. If need be, I'll stop saying that you look like Russell Brand just to make you happy (but really, Luis, you totally look like Russell Brand).
We are looking forward to great things this year and in the coming five years with the Slayer running the 4. So, once again...
