Dear Daryl Morey,
I'm sure you had a plan hatched for this contingency long ago... but...
Chris Paul apparently wants to be traded to a contender. The New Orleans Hornets are broke, having aging assets and no reasonable expectations of making the playoffs or winning a ring. In short, they are primed for being exploited.
Use the jedi mind trick, boy genius. CP3 shall be ours. It is our destiny!
/and hey, I like you ABZ, but we're talkin' 'bout CP3 here!
[UPDATE from Tom: Dave, Paul apparently wants to go to New York. That would royally screw our draft picks. Please, if you could extend this into a rant against all things New York, that would be fantastic. That is all.]