Today, the Utah Jazz traded Deron Williams to the New Jersey Nets.
Yes, really. No need to make any declarations of "shenanigans" and search for your brooms.
The good news? The Utah Jazz probably will not be relevant again any time soon. Enjoy the lottery, bitches.
The bad news? I might actually feel bad for kicking a team when it's down. Oh, who am I kidding. I won't feel bad about it at all. F Utah! I will enjoy laughing at them for being 25-57 every single year. Because they deserve it.
In two weeks... both of these guys have become "ex-Jazz". Interesting.
Hahaha, suck it, Utah!