Editor's Note: Now that it is April 2nd, we can let you in on our dirty little secret. This post was an April Fool's Day joke.
Twitter users in Houston are calling into question reports from Rockets staff that Chandler Parsons has "food poisoning."
Was anyone at Parson's Triple Double last night? I didn't think that was possible. #Corndogs— Megan (@thatgirlismegan) April 1, 2013
Has anyone heard anything about Parson's "triple double" last night? There wasn't a game.— Katy Umaña (@katy_umana) April 1, 2013
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