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Dwight Howard gets his own action figure

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Yet another reason to call the Rockets big man Superman.

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Saturday night's home game against the Bucks will also be Dwight Howard action figure night. Howard filmed a tongue-in-cheek commercial to promote the giveaway:

The makers of the action figure, Memorial Hermann, did a nice job capturing Howard's absurd physique. Some would say they went too far with the realism after the action figure started farting all over the action figure locker room, then demanded a trade to Mattel, then butted heads with Barbie and decided to leave to sign with Hasbro for less money.

No word yet on the action figure's rumored lovechildren.