It was no secret that Chandler Parsons was a big part of the Rockets' recruiting pitch that led the big man to sign in Houston last year. Dwight loves Chandler.
Just how much Dwight loves Chandler was not fully known until pregame of yesterday's preseason opener. It looks as though that love may be slightly unrequited.
Hello old friend.
Dwight, probably: "No one laughs at my farts quite as hard as you do. Ooooh you smell nice. Did you change products? How come you don't answer my texts?"
Chandler, probably: "You only text poop emojis. Also please let me go I have a girlfriend."