Signed only days ago, Chuck Hayes has returned home to Houston. Did he score? No. Did he get a block? No. Did he dunk the ball? No, stop asking me so many questions. He did do this:
Did you even seen that? That's Goran Dragic, a very good NBA player, getting extensively denied by a person who plays center against opponents maybe 5 inches taller than him. Oh man. I love you, Chuck. I love you so much, Chuck. You know that moment when everything just feels perfect and beautiful and amazing all at the same time. That moment up there with Chuck ruining that Dragic drive, that was that moment for me. Oh, wow.
I can't even sum it up. Somebody on twitter did though.
Chuck Hayes is a fire hydrant in sneakers.— Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) November 1, 2015
Yup. That's it. Those were the words I was looking for.