INT. RIVERS' HOUSEHOLD. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. EVENING.
DOC RIVERS is in his kitchen, his son, AUSTIN, is upset, storming out.
DOC (seemingly breathing in and out simultaneously)
You stirred the pot, and we lost 3 -1! You'll never be nothing!
(beat) You shoulda stayed at Duke!
A door slams upstairs. Doc leans both his elbows over the counter. All is not well in Clipperland. A heartbreaking playoff exit, a son testing his worth in free agency, and an F-minus free agency grade are weighing heavily on the Los Angeles Clippers coach and GM, Doc Rivers.
Doc begins to pour himself a drink. Suddenly, the phone reads. It's a blocked number.
What now... (answers) Hello?
Who is this?
It's... It's DEANDRE
Doc is taken aback. He can almost hear the nervous sobbing on the other end of the phone. He knows if this really is DeAndre, then he remains a free agent, and the hope of a successful Clippers offseason is still alive.
No really. Don't mess with me here. Who is this?
I'm not lying to you, Coach. It's really me.
DeAndre, wh—why—why are you calling?
Why did you leave?
I made a mistake, coach! (beat) I... I made a mistake...
The line goes dead.
DeAndre? Wait, DeAndre??
(long beat) DEANDREEEEEEEEEEE!
Zoom out to hear Doc's scream echo across his house, Los Angeles.
INT. MARK CUBAN'S MANSION. DALLAS, TEXAS. AFTER MIDNIGHT.
The television is on. CHANDLER PARSONS is in the background, drinking and dancing with 4 women. The only lighting on Mark as he sits on the couch is the television. A vine of Deandre dunking over Brandon Knight is playing on repeat. Cuban is smiling. Suddenly, his smile goes away.
I sense a disturbance...
Something's wrong... Something's very wrong...
EXT. DOC RIVER'S HOME. THE NEXT DAY. SUNRISE.
Doc Rivers steps outside his home, a conch shell in his hands. We zoom in on his face. The sun can be seen rising behind him.
Doc breathes in with all the force he can possibly muster, and blows into the conch shell, belting out a wailing note heard across the nation. The horn plays through the...
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INT. BLAKE GRIFFIN'S HOME
Zoom in on Blake looking up from his cereal. He knows.
We see him getting on a helicopter. He tweets an emoji.
✈️— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin32) July 8, 2015
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INT. JJ REDICK'S HOME
JJ turns from his mirror where he is styling his hair. He grabs his keys and heads out the door. We see him driving down 290. He tweets an emoji.
— JJ Redick (@JJRedick) July 8, 2015
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EXT. BAHAMAS, A BANANA BOAT
CHRIS PAUL is riding a banana boat, having the time of his life. He abruptly turns when he hears Doc's conch. Immediately, he jumps off the banana boat and begins to swim. He tweets an emoji.
— Chris Paul (@CP3) July 8, 2015
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INT. PAUL PIERCE'S HOME
PIERCE is twirling his NBA Championship ring around his finger. Upon hearing the conch, he looks up. He smiles. He attempts to tweet an emoji.
Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) July 8, 2015
Oh, one last ride? (beat) Dallas can't handle the truth.
INT. MARK CUBAN'S PLANE, AFTERNOON
Cuban is looking out the window, biting his fingernails. With him on the plane is Chandler Parsons, who is frantically calling people.
Who are you even talking to?
I'm rounding up the crew.
What crew? We are the crew! What're you talking ab-
No, no... It's strippers I'm gathering the strippers...
CUBAN (fed up)
INT. DEANDRE JORDAN'S HOME. HOUSTON, TX. LATE AFTERNOON.
A doorbell is being rung repeatedly. Finally, the door opens to reveal DOC, BLAKE, CHRIS, JJ, and PIERCE ready, with a contract in hand.
CUT TO DeAndre crying while watching a Clippers tribute video. It ends, and the only sound left is DeAndre, weeping.
DEANDRE (crying, sniffling through his words)
I. Am. So. Sorry. Guys.
Everyone, with the exception of Chris Paul comes to his side to console him. From outside, they all hear yelling, horns honking. It's CUBAN and CHANDLER
Get the doors!
Each of them sprint out of the room to the corners of the house, barring the doors with chairs. The doors are locked, the chairs are set, there is still some panic left in the room.
Outside, both Cuban and Chandler are holding boomboxes over their heads, blaring BABY COME BACK, each of them have tears welling in their eyes.
Inside, the Clippers almost feel safe.
DEANDRE (wiping tears from his eyes)
So... what do we do now? I can't sign anything yet...
They all look around. After a pause,
INT. MARK CUBAN'S CAR, EVENING
While the Clippers are playing cards, Cuban is driving around Houston, swerving from lane to lane as if he was a Houston rapper. He's yelling into the abyss.
Chandler Parsons changes the radio to Coldplay. "Fix You" comes on the radio.
This city... is so dirty...
INT. DEANDRE JORDAN'S KITCHEN. MIDNIGHT.
Back at the house, it is finally Midnight. DeAndre signs the contract with a huge smile on his face. He stands up for handshakes and high fives.
CHRIS (holding his hand up high)
Hey, congratulations DJ.
Well, what're you waiting for?
(beat) HIGH FIVE ME!
DeAndre smiles, he's so flattered. This is all he's ever wanted.
He goes in for the high five, when at the last second, Chris takes his and away and runs it through his hair.