Dwight Howard tries out being Blake Griffin

Dwight Howard demonstrated what you don't do to friends during the Rockets-Thunder game.

Kyle Singler was misbehaving so Howard nicely grabbed his neck and put him in a headlock at a Toronto restaurant while DeAndre Jordan watched and did nothing about it.

Singler's face was badly swollen and he sought treatment at a local hospital. Afterwards, Howard issued this statement, apologising to the Clippers organization, his teammates and fans. Basically, everybody but Singler.