The NBA Draft is here! Luka Doncic is somehow not getting picked in the Top 2 and the league continues to be beautifully batshit crazy.
The Rockets, thanks to their trade for Chris Paul, don’t own a first-round pick in this draft, but that doesn’t mean they will be sitting out. Other than the 46th pick, they have also reportedly expressed interest in moving into the first round, somehow, and might be eyeing Ted Cruz’s 22-year-old doppelgänger.
It’s not basketball, but it’s the next best thing. Have fun in the comments, guys and girls.